You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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