How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I understand Curling. That high.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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