May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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