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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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