is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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