Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i permit you to call me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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