as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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