Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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