I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
When are your genitals available?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
