Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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