we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
