going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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