Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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