Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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