I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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