Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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