plz talk dirty to me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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