i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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