he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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