I can't watch pbs sober anymore
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well I just put wine in my tea
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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