I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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