Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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