So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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