I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I could fuck to npr.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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