FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
