I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
...so i touched it.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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