yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
