Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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