whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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