Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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