I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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