My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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