Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
soo... how was my night?
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