Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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