Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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