My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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