Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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