I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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