No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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