I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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