I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and she was petting her beer can
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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