He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
