Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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