I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
