He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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