You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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