what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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