can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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