Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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