Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Enjoy the penises
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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