So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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