I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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