Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
