Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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