i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
