I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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