her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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