it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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