She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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