angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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